Professor Shenannigans *

Professor Gene Shenannigans was once a world renowned genius inventor. He made inventions to help others and was pretty much a cool guy. One day however, while he was experimenting in his laboratory, a HORRIBLE DISASTER OCCURRED. He was busy making a miniature laser cannon. No real reason why, he just liked to make little nicknacks. Anyways, he miscalculated some things (scientific things that I couldn't begin to explain or understand), and after a huge flash of light, he had fused with the cannon, which replaced his right eyeball. He could still see out of it for some reason, so it was no real loss. he shrugged it off and moved on. Over time, though, the toxins from the cannon started to leak deep into his brain, causing him to steadily grow more and more insane and disgruntled. He had lost all desire for helping the world and creating new inventions and retreated to the giant island, where he had hopes and dreams of becoming an evil ruler of this land and.... also to be a WORLD FAMOUS TAP DANCER ON BROADWAY.

Nothing much is known about the Professor's personality, except for the fact that he's evil and completely insane.

Corky Fenton *

Every evil scientific "mastermind" needs an evil accomplice, right? Corky Fenton (Just called Fenton for short, and because her first name is rediculous) is the TRUE genius behind the Professor's evil reign on the island. It's Fenton who makes all the potions, arranges all the plans, and basically keeps the island under strict control. She can go on all daybragging about what a genius she is, but most people leave after the first 2 hours. She joined the Professor when he promised her that one day, they'd be bigshots on Broadway! Fenton wanted to reckognize her dream of being the world's best ballerina.

As of today, that dream has yet to be accomplished. Are they working their way to their dream? Not really. They're just ruling a small island nobodyreally gives a crap about. She only stays because... well, she has to get a paycheck somehow, right?

Captain Shunks the Possum Pirate

More to come!